THE BLACK COUNTRY DICTIONARY.

We strongly advise you study this if you are planning a visit to our club and you are not from the Black Country!

R  - Yes

FOWER  - 4

OSS - 4-legged equine animal

FUN - Found

GAIN - Useful

GAIN AS OIL  - Very useful

WICK - 7 days

RAHND - Circular shape

YAR RAHND  - It’s your turn to buy the drinks

YOWEN - Yours

YOME - You are

SAFT - Stupid

SAFT AIR PUTH - Stupid person

BALLY - Stomach

BEARK  - What a baker does

BEARKUN - Cured ham

SCOWER - To make a goal

DUNN YA - Do you

AH BIN YA  - How are you

DOE NO - Not sure

GARRIDGE - Petrol station

AYSUN JAYSUM - A gives or takes situation, not clearly defined

OP AN A CATCH  - Infrequently, sometimes

CAR BOSH - To ruin or destroy

GORRA COBBON - Unhappy

BARLER MON - Central heating engineer

TEKIM ON - To employ someone

GET SHUT ONIM  - To sack the above

ANT YOOSTOO  - Didn’t have until recently

BAY YOOSTOO  - Not familiar with

EAR YAM  - Here you are

CHEPUN - Didn’t cost a lot

CORSIDAY - He didn’t

CORSA BIN  - I am

FUSTUN - Without precedent

NACKADIST  - At my most tired

CORBY DUNN - Not possible

TWERKS - It isn’t broken

TWOE GOO - It is broken

ARBAY AGUNU  - I won’t do it

THE BIN MONS BIN - The refuse has been collected

WEEN YO BIN  - Where have you been?

GORRENNY - Are they in stock?

GIZZ WAN - May I have one?

GISITEER - May I have it?

OLL TEKIT  - I have chosen that one

THOORAY NUN  - Out of stock

YO BERRA NOT - I do not advise your proposed course of action

AH DARE SENTELLA - I don’t think my wife needs to know

RUCKSER VICES  - A choir

VEE REGDUN - A 1979 car

STOON JED  - Deceased

EGG-ZOST - Pipe to remove engine fumes

MONS COOT  - Jacket for an adult male

SUCKED IN  - Metal box containing sweets

FAT BOTTLED  - Pasteurised milk

YO COURT HELL  - Not immediately obvious

COR GERRUP - Too tired

COR GERRITUP - In need of Viagra

AV YO SIN A PUSS - I appear to have lost my purse

NOWERK INIM  - A Brummie

GERRUNDA - A popular canine instruction

GERRAETONIT  - Is that really true?

DERT - Soil

GRUB - Earthworm or food

SCRAN  - Food

DINNA  - Lunch

TAY  - Dinner

TOOST  - Grilled bread

STEARK - A slice of beef

PAYS - Small, round, green vegetables

SOKE PAYS  - Dried version of above

TERTERS  - Raw uncut chips

DOOWA  - Used to seal the entrance to a room

COOL OLE - Coalbunker

COOL MON -  Coal merchant

BONKS  - A hilly area

WOSHA  - To describe rapid acceleration

BOSHA  - To describe rapid deceleration

PICK-CHER  - A movie

FLAY PIT -  A place to watch pick-chers

CUTWERTA - Poor quality beer

E-ROLES  - Hearing organs

CLAHT  - A blow to the head

LAMP - To administer several of the above

THRAPE - To lamp severely, use something to its limit

BOSTED - The result of too much thraping

REESTY - Unclean

RIFF BAG - Reesty person

PAIRPA   - The Express and Star

BOG PAIRPA - Toilet tissue

PON  - Cooking vessel or toilet bowl

FAIRCE - Front of the head

PON-FAIRCED  - Sad looking

COR FAIR SIT - Cannot stand it any longer

AIRG - Flu-like symptoms

BILE - A large pimple

AIR KID  - My brother

SPONNA - Tool for removing nuts

REE LUN  - Genuine

THE DOO INS  - The internal workings

KAY LIED   - Very drunk

CLAMMED TER JETH - Very hungry

SAIRME - Similar

TAY TAHL - Cloth for drying crockery

COO TOOK - Device for hanging up coats

SATE - Chair

COWERCH  - Large chair

GRAIRT - Fireplace

CHAISE - Solidified milk curd

GRAIR TID CHAISE - Finely ground chaise

SULT - Sodium Chloride

SAIRFE   - Secure box for money

BEAR SUN - Sink or bowl

BEAR SUN CUT - Old fashioned hairstyle

BEAR SUN YED - A person with the above hairstyle

YED THE BALL - Person of reduced intelligence

WHY LISS - Radio

WOOLIT NAH - Will it really?

WEEGE  - Which ones?